Paranormal reality shows are the perfect trash television. Nothing soothes a hangover better than watching dum dums in night vision, screaming and running from “ghosts.”
The issue with our favorite ghost hunting shows is how prolific they are. Ghost Hunters has filmed over 200 episodes and has at least three spin off shows. Ghost Adventures has had 23 seasons and Destination Truth, despite not being very popular, still had 5 seasons.
You can trust us on this: the majority of these episodes are bad. Easily 75%-85% are real wet farts.
We have handpicked the best and scariest episodes from these shows to curate a ghost show mixtape for you. This mixtape includes the following hot tracks:
This week we are talking about a very special kind of haunt. The needy, angsty teen of the ghost family: the poltergeist. Our stories about poltergeists will paint a vivid portrait of an unwanted emo spirit crashing on your couch. This unpleasant visitor will judge your reading material, steal your blankets to do goth shit with them and scratch Joy Division lyrics into the side of your car. Get your butts held because things are about to get physical!
*SPOILERS for the movie DON’T BREATHE – starts at 21:29 ends at 21:53. We love you, be careful.
In our inaugural episode the Peripheral team each covers a different spooky island. This episode has it all: future ghosts, polenta, burgling, bros who are scared of dolls, old rich douche bags, and coffins full of dismembered body parts.
Join the Peripheral team as we regale you with horrors from a few of our favorite sub-continental land masses surrounded by water….