Well, we have been dancing around this topic for 25 episodes. This week we are finally talking about serial killers.
Get ready to hear about some severely broken humans who killed for a variety of terrible reasons. We have murderers fueled by lycanthrophy, plum cakes, prophetic dreams and REVENGE!
Paranormal reality shows are the perfect trash television. Nothing soothes a hangover better than watching dum dums in night vision, screaming and running from “ghosts.”
The issue with our favorite ghost hunting shows is how prolific they are. Ghost Hunters has filmed over 200 episodes and has at least three spin off shows. Ghost Adventures has had 23 seasons and Destination Truth, despite not being very popular, still had 5 seasons.
You can trust us on this: the majority of these episodes are bad. Easily 75%-85% are real wet farts.
We have handpicked the best and scariest episodes from these shows to curate a ghost show mixtape for you. This mixtape includes the following hot tracks:
We hope you enjoy it!
*AIR HORN.* THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well you knew this episode was coming, since our Peripheral family crest should have “STEEL BEAMS” written on it in Latin.
Conspiracy theories are our jam. We trust no one and believe every subreddit.
This week we hunker down in our nazi moon-base to broadcast our tales of weather control facilities, Illuminati bunkers, attempted coups and gelatinous rain.
BE CAREFUL! Spoilers for The Good Place at 1:07!
“Scully, it’s me. I need to lose ten pounds.”
We here at Peripheral decided we could all use a drink. There’s an uncontrolled trash fire sweeping across America, so now’s a good time to duck into a dank bar and hide out.
This week we chat about the the darkest, creepiest, most haunted bars we could find. These stories will contain bludgeonings, stabbings, bodies buried under floorboards, torture and suicides. Don’t worry though. Even with all those horrors, these bars are still safer than what’s going on outside right now.
Join us! Let’s get sauced and scared together.
“What you gonna do when your racism runs wild, BROTHER!?”
Oh boy, that was certainly a holiday, wasn’t it? The whole Peripheral team got SLAMMED by nightmarish Christmas and New Years obligations, but we are back! This week we’re releasing our holiday episode. Did we hold off on releasing it because it is really disturbing and we didn’t want to destroy your holiday with terror? Kind of.
Well, almost certainly.
Out topics are almost exclusively about entire families being murdered. Don’t worry, we handle it with the reverence and class that we here at Peripheral are known for.
We hope you enjoy this festive episode!
A soothing image for a soothing episode.
Holy shit! Our apologies for the late episode.
This week we go underground to see the terrors mankind inflicts upon itself by digging deep into the earth. It’s mostly tunnels, but there’s also a creepy bug pit.
This episode was recorded pre-election, so our voices still sparkle with hope for the future. Our heart goes out to those of you dealing with difficult shit during a difficult time. We hope you’ll grab a beer and join four dummies yelling creepy stories at each other. We’ll leave an empty chair for you.
Frinkiac is the greatest human invention.
It is the BEST time of the year! We here at Peripheral are huge fans of Halloween. We love decorating our houses with spooky stuff, crafting nerdy costumes and doubling down on our scary movie viewings. This week we decided to get a little personal and share what scared us the most as kids. We then justify those youthful terrors with real world horrors. We hope you enjoy it!
Oíche Shamhna Shona Daoibh! 🎃
